Today we went to the park and four year old had to go potty. Now I despise public restrooms, I just do and the thought of a port-o-potty, especially one where I've watched numerous construction workers stop and use, bleech.
So I said "okay buddy, just go pee on the tree" because there is no one else at the park. Following directions mildly well my son walks over to the grass, drops drawers and just pees in the grass, which is fine until I realize hiding behind a tree is a truck with some guy in it getting ready to use the potty and while we can barely see him he has full view of my son relieving himself. I laughed so hard.
And of course not to be outdone my daughter tells me 20 minutes later she has to go potty in the grass. So making sure there's really no one there she gets naked from the waist down, holds her imaginary penis and pees in the grass too. Some day I will miss these days.
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